October 21, 2005
A “Free the Pictures!” Campaign (Gabrielle)
So, like, my father made me take pictures of the Ugliest Shelves Under God’s Blue Sky and so I have them on hand. Well, actually in computer. If y’all want I will post them, but there has to be an overwhelming majority of people who want to see the pictures. What constitutes an overwhelming majority will be decided by me. If I decide it is not worth it I will not be posting the pictures. If I decide I just don’t feel like then I might not. Who knows? I am, after all, a woman. We are allowed to change our minds for no good reason. So, if you want to see pictures of the Ugliest Shelves Under God’s Blue Sky then simply write “Give us the pictures or give us death!” on the front of a twenty dollar bill. Send it to me while you are wearing polka dots and singing “I am Henry the 8th I am”. If I am in a good mood when I receive the twenty dollar bills and if it is a full moon I will post the pictures. Or you could just post a comment saying you would like to see the pictures. I look forward to hearing from you.
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