A Safe Return (Raquel)
February 28, 2006 by Raquel
We have returned from our many and adventurous travels. Gabrielle and I both plan to write up our experiences as blog posts at some point, but I think today we were both still recovering from our adventurous travels. While you’re waiting here are our actual quotes from the trip. As always these quotes are entirely anonymous and none of us accept any responsibility for them.
“I am not occupying the same underworld as them.”
“Fire escapes–they’re like alleys only they’re stairs.”
“You knew the guy in the orange hat would always be there…until the raid came.”
“Angsty fish hanging out in the shadows–what’s not to like?”
“No, no, I’ll get it–you have blood on your hands.”
“It’s very loud.” “So’s the beef.”
“When you want to boil something in burning oil… I mean, you can’t wait around for these things.”
“My saliva burns you alive.”
“Could you get your glass out of my pocket?”
“Come here, let me smell your lips.”
“Masked assailants don’t usually tickle.”