Introducing…(Gabrielle)
August 17, 2006 by Gabrielle
Ladies and gentlemen, the dog has been named. And when I tell you the name please know that it was not I who named this dog. Crystal is responsible for the naming of this poor, unfortunate dog. We wanted something ironic so Seth and I were batting around names like Cerberus or Medusa or maybe Grendel. Crystal didn’t like any of these names, but she liked the idea of an ironic name so she picked the most ironic she could think of. She named the dog Kitty. Yes, that is correct. Kitty.
Should I shoot you now to put you out of your misery?…you have a dog named “Kitty”. I almost feel like shooting myself just for knowing people who would name their dog as you all have done.
I hate dogs….you should have named him Odie or something…..maybe “Temp” would have worked as well.
That’s “Miss Kitty” to you naysayers! Crystal, I like it.
But if you have a Miss Kitty then you need pets named Matt Dillon and Chester…
Silly Raquel, Chester would be a cat’s name!