Secret Plots of Garbage Disposals (Raquel)
 A few moments ago I was underneath our kitchen sink in an effort to make is less unpleasant under there. My goal was not actually to make it pleasant, you understand. I’m pretty sure there are rules against allowing the under-kitchen-sink-cabinet to be actually pleasant, and we’re already bending the rules by not having the requisite number of wadded up plastic bags down there.
 Anyhow, as I was under there I happened to come face to face with our garbage disposal. (Er, well, face to disposal…) Printed across the front in bold letters was the caption ‘Garbaway’. Garb-away. Does anyone else find this rather disconcerting?Â