She’s Trying To Poison Me! (Gabrielle)
Crystal has recently become interested in homeopathic medicines and how they might help us. For those of you who don’t know homeopathy is built on the theory that a little bit of a poison could actually be good for us. So homeopathic medicines are basically poisons that are extremely diluted. What with everybody being sick Crystal decided to try it out. Yesterday was my turn to be ill. I felt terrible for the middle half of the day. So Crystal told me I should try the homeopathic medicine. I took ipecac and arsenic. And I felt much better.
Theory? Come on, it worked, didn’t it? :cD
Ahhh…Ipecac. Yes, that should do it. Arsenic works best if your nose is pink.