“This Is Not a Spectator Sport!” (Gabrielle)
So, I thought life was interesting enough with potty training just one child. But now Justice has taken an interest in this whole “Put your poop in the potty” thing and I’ve heard it’s good to strike while the iron is hot. What hitting heated iron has to do with potty training I haven’t figured out yet. Be that as it will, Crystal has decided to start training Justice since he seems interested.
Today Crystal is out grocery shopping with Arianna and I’m flying solo, which is not unusual, and I realize I should send Noah to the bathroom. And since he’s going I might as well take Justice and let him sit on the toilet and make grunty noises. So we three all troop to the bathroom. While I’m in there the little boys Samuel somes in to express a concern regarding the spider he found in the upstairs bathroom. He was too scared to go kill it so I have him fetch Isaac for me. Soon everybody currently in the house are all gathered in the bathroom. It’s no wonder Noah hasn’t realized going to the bathroom should be a private thing; when he goes it’s like a spectator sport.