A Road Less Travelled

 So, I was buying these sheets on Overstock.com and I found a good deal on a high thread count with a long staple cotton, which is what Egyptian cotton was originally famous for, except then they started growing the short cotton in Egypt and not telling anyone, so it’s like Egyptian cotton, except not actually from Egypt, see? Except they only had the size I needed in celadon, which a really weird name for a color anyway, and wouldn’t have been my first choice, but then I decided that I liked it just fine so I went ahead and ordered it, and ordered some pillowcases too, even though I couldn’t find pillowcases that matched it, but I did find some in a higher thread count that were similar so I got those. Except I didn’t get them in celadon, which is a green color, I got them in ‘night’ which is really just dark blue.

But then I found out that Overstock told Facebook that I bought sheets and pillowcases, and put it on my profile, which is just weird because I didn’t say they could do that, and it’s awfully silly anyway because I don’t think people need to know every little detail of my life like that, so I told them to take it off my profile, because some things should just be private. Don’t you think so?

Disclaimer: It’s called irony. It was funny. Really, it was.