Resume (Gabrielle)
June 23, 2008 by Gabrielle
I have something new to add to my resume. I’m not sure exactly how this would be described as a job description, but I can cut a sandwich into the Omnitrix symbol. And it doesn’t matter what kind of sandwich either. Cheese, pb and j, some sort of meat sandwich, I can cut them all. Who wouldn’t hire me?
Quite often my father used to pack my lunch for school. He’d cut the sandwich in big triangles, little triangles, squares, etc. Then for more interest, he’d sometimes cut through just the top piece of bread. When I got smart an started looking at the bottom half before picking up the sandwich, he started slicing through the bread, but would leave the meat whole. While an Omnitrix is pretty impressive, you’re still an amateur when compared to Ed Best.