Why I’m still single (Raquel)
March 11, 2009 by sharppointythings
SWCF, 23, seeking theologically correct vampire who wants a sidekick fighting the forces of evil in his path to redemption for past evil vampiric acts. Must be alpha male and slightly crazy. Brooding angst and offbeat sense of humor preferred. Serious inquiries only.
Did I miss anything? 
“theologically correct vampire”
That’s a funny phrase.
If it makes you feel any better, somebody at work just suggested that I meet a single gal who leads worship at his church. Where are all the single gals who don’t have an alpha-male personality?
Hi there,
I’m from your father’s superb blog. I hope you don’t mind if I drop in. This was hilarious!
Spencer
*pause for effect* brooding angst? I think any inquiries would have to be serious.
You forgot to mention firearms — oh wait, I get it. That’s included in “theologically correct”. Right?
I knew I was forgetting something! One can slide a lot in under theologically correct though.
And when you combine it with ‘fighting the forces of evil’ I think firearms are implied, at least.
Spencer,
Sure, drop in anytime. We’re a little insane here, but generally amusing.
Of course you realize that the available “pool” just went way, way down…
I hate to point out the obvious hear but at 23 years old you are in the majority statistically speaking, being single that is.