A Road Less Travelled

I would have liked this to have been more pulled together, but if I don’t get it up here I will lose track of it forever. That would be a horrible waste of a good idea so I’m just going to post what I have so far. It is in no particular order.

I have three job titles that I use. I describe myself as a full-time aunt, a stay-at-home aunt or, if I’m feeling really snooty, a personal assistant to a mother of six. Okay, I’ve only used that last one in jest, but it sounds really good, doesn’t it? There’s a lot that goes into this job no matter what name it goes by so I wrote up a list of jobs that fall under my title. Some of these are snarky, some are silly, some are completely serious. When I figure out which is which maybe I’ll let you know. So, without further ado, I present my resume.

My Resume

Courier
Chauffeur
Action Figure Surgeon
Water Carrier
Sandwich Technician
Sleuth
Shoelace Technician
Teacher/Instructor of
-Science
-Math
-Reading
-History
-Baby Growth and Development
-Housekeeping Skills
-Storytelling
-Life
Jungle Gym
Spit Rag
Music Critic
Art Critic
Film Critic
Literary Critic
Literary Advisor
Dr. Seuss Specialist
Dietitian
Assistant Piano Instructor
Laundry Specialist
Author
Story Teller
Chef
Baker
Actor
Director
Comedian
Compost Specialist
Investigator/Judge and Jury
Library Guide
Caterer
and last, but not least,
First grown up awake on Sunday mornings and usually in a good mood