A Road Less Travelled

If my life were a Twilight movie, somehow I would end up with a werewolf and a vampire adopting me as an older sister. I would talk strategy and weapons with them, and give them advice on girls. Despite the usual rivalry between werewolves and vampires, they would eventually team up to fight evil, while I maintained a helpful background presence with planning the fight against evil. I probably wouldn’t even get kidnapped, or have anything exciting happen which would force them to rescue me, but I would bake lots of cookies. The movie would be split between heartwarming conversations and totally amazing fight scenes.

Someone should totally sell this idea to Stephanie Meyer.

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