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 ”Don’t take hold of other people’s eyelids without permission.”

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“You’ve only got three rear ends…”
“After you get tied you have to come get your pants off the table.”

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“Is something wrong?”
“Yes–my spaghetti isn’t potty trained.” 

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Quote from breakfast (Raquel)

Are there eyeballs on the ceiling I don’t know about?

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Real Life Quote (Gabrielle)

“Why are there no pins in this soap?”
 ”It’s to be funny.”

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Real Life Quotes (Raquel)

“Drink from the harp and we’ll be fine.”
“After three beers and a whiskey I don’t think I’ll be juggling any eggs.
” “You didn’t do the thing where you grabbed the upside-down crown and your clothes fell off, did you?”

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Actual Quote (Gabrielle)

Well, the kitchen sink is broken again. This makes the third time this year. Except this time we need a part. And the lovely people at the sink company are suspicious, power-snatching people so you have to order the parts directly from them. And so the kitchen sink is out of order and we have [...]

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Travelling–again (Raquel)

sea of headlights
lonely
in the mist
Here we are in Colorado. We travelled through rain , mist, and one looong stretch of highway with a complete dearth of restaurants. It became obvious to us that most of the population of Colorado never eats, but we finally arrived in Denver where they do indeed have [...]

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A Safe Return (Raquel)

We have returned from our many and adventurous travels. Gabrielle and I both plan to write up our experiences as blog posts at some point, but I think today we were both still recovering from our adventurous travels. While you’re waiting here are our actual quotes from the trip. As always these quotes are entirely [...]

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Dinner at the Lansberry’s House on the Occasion of Moriah’s Birthday (Gabrielle)

“After I drain the blood out of it you can play with it.”
“If it were fixed it wouldn’t be leaking…blood.”
“You still have…blood on your hands.”
“I think she bought the one I thought I had.”

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