Posted in Raquel, Real Life Quotes on Jul 17th, 2006 2 Comments »
 ”Don’t take hold of other people’s eyelids without permission.”
Posted in Raquel, Real Life Quotes on Jun 20th, 2006 No Comments »
“You’ve only got three rear ends…”
“After you get tied you have to come get your pants off the table.”
Posted in For Amusement Purposes Only, Raquel, Real Life Quotes on Jun 9th, 2006 No Comments »
“Is something wrong?”
“Yes–my spaghetti isn’t potty trained.”ÂÂ
Posted in Raquel, Real Life Quotes on Jun 8th, 2006 No Comments »
Are there eyeballs on the ceiling I don’t know about?
Posted in Gabrielle, Life, Children and Dishes, Real Life Quotes on May 1st, 2006 No Comments »
“Why are there no pins in this soap?”
 ”It’s to be funny.”
Posted in Raquel, Real Life Quotes on Mar 22nd, 2006 No Comments »
“Drink from the harp and we’ll be fine.”
“After three beers and a whiskey I don’t think I’ll be juggling any eggs.
” “You didn’t do the thing where you grabbed the upside-down crown and your clothes fell off, did you?”
Posted in Gabrielle, Real Life Quotes on Mar 12th, 2006 3 Comments »
Well, the kitchen sink is broken again. This makes the third time this year. Except this time we need a part. And the lovely people at the sink company are suspicious, power-snatching people so you have to order the parts directly from them. And so the kitchen sink is out of order and we have [...]
Posted in Life, Children and Dishes, Poems and Stories, Raquel, Real Life Quotes on Mar 10th, 2006 No Comments »
sea of headlights
lonely
in the mist
Here we are in Colorado. We travelled through rain , mist, and one looong stretch of highway with a complete dearth of restaurants. It became obvious to us that most of the population of Colorado never eats, but we finally arrived in Denver where they do indeed have [...]
Posted in Raquel, Real Life Quotes on Feb 28th, 2006 No Comments »
We have returned from our many and adventurous travels. Gabrielle and I both plan to write up our experiences as blog posts at some point, but I think today we were both still recovering from our adventurous travels. While you’re waiting here are our actual quotes from the trip. As always these quotes are entirely [...]
Posted in Dinner at Lansberry's, Gabrielle, Real Life Quotes on Feb 15th, 2006 No Comments »
“After I drain the blood out of it you can play with it.”
“If it were fixed it wouldn’t be leaking…blood.”
“You still have…blood on your hands.”
“I think she bought the one I thought I had.”