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“Yes, you may shoot Titi Gaby, but do it quickly.”

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As Moriah approaches her first full decade, she begins to sound like the grownups…
“No, she gets to name her own fork.”
…and the grownups slide back toward childhood…
“Stop shining your fork in my eyes!”
 
Also heard recently–
“I have a way to put a bun in [...]

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“Oh, we have to go kill someone–the professor called us.”
“Thumbs is fifty-five.”
“No one ever has to go to the bathroom.”
“Please yell nicely, children.”
“I may have told you not to cut your fingers off, but I’ve never told you not to cut off your toes.”
“I [...]

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Deep Questions (Raquel)

“Why do we have bad guys in our refrigerator?”

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More of Our Latest Quotes (Raquel)

“Don’t damage my fingernail clippers while you’re saving the world.”
“Vampires don’t ever clip their fingernails.”
“Could you please save the world more quietly?”
“Is this marker toxic?…Oh. So is it bad that I licked it?”

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Out of the Mouth of a Four Year Old (Raquel)

“His power came out of his mouth… Well, he threw up his power. That’s what happened.”
“Only noses come off.”

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Weird Quote (Raquel)

“Then I would be dead, and besides then maybe monkeys would eat my brain.”–Toby

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Thoughts and Quotes From a Week With Raquel (Gabrielle)

The following thoughts and quotes are in no particular order and what sparked the thoughts and who said the quotes will remain a carefully guarded secret as most of them are embarassing. Thoughts from a week with Raquel-
I had no idea sheep could sound so lonely.
Personality tests are a lot of fun. [...]

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Actual Quote (Gabrielle)

“Hey, Noah just put demon legs in my water!”

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Moving Quotes (Gabrielle)

To protect our reputations we are posting these quotes anonymously except for the one by James. He did that on purpose.
“If God had meant for us to be individuals He wouldn’t have given us hive minds.” [...]

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